2) I want my mommy to make me cinnamon toast now, to wash away the taste of the nasty codeine. And then to tuck me in. Alternatively, a magical instant bronchitis cure would do just as well.
3) I have no costume for the halloween party tomorrow, and I'd completely forgotten that until tonight. Oops.
4) There is no fact 4.
5) Jonny 5 is alive!
6) Uh, maybe I should get some sleep, eh?
7) Mom, if you're reading this, I want some cinnamon toast after you get your nose out of my journal. Thanks, and that will be all tonight.